I had a dream last night where I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror about to take a shower.
I take my shirt off and notice my nipples are closed. Almost like eyeballs closed sleeping.
Confused, I look down and it then opens up and looks up at me.
Then I woke up
what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that
Instead of stretching your hand up, you roll over on your stomach and have you arm dangle over the edge of the bed……
Then something hi fived you
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Time is the only thing that seperates us from the animal kingdom.
What is the point of clothes?
Why do we where clothes?
- to cover up our shame?
Why is it shameful?
- everyone has the same parts
You all know what boobs, vagina and penis look like
But why do people buy expensive brand name clothes to cover up their shame?!
It is because people need to buy expensive clothes in order to feel better about themselves so that they can impress everyone else
But why impress people you have never met before, and probably will never see again?
Because that is how this fucking society works!
You all have to buy the most expensive clothes to cover up your shame so that you can impress people you have never met.
But hey the clothes company thanks you
Plot twist: those name brand jeans that are $300, only took $15 to make.